— Jake
Quote Jake
Jake Adonis is a professional skateboarder turned actor. He was acting in a movie until the set was being sabotaged. When Sally and Doowee were called to investigate the set when it was being sabotaged, Sally was excited (because she has a crush on him). Every time she talked to him, she fainted out of love (much to Doowee’s annoyance). When Sally realized she wasn’t paying attention, she continued on the investigation. They soon find out that Jake was the one sabotaging the set. He explains he did it because he’s illiterate, meaning he had trouble reading the script, and was too embarrassed to ask for help. Sally asks for an autograph (even though Jake also has trouble writing) and signs it with a heart, causing Sally to blush and faint for a final time. Jake then looks at the audience and says “And.....Cut!”